Thursday, June 26, 2008

Ladies and Aspiring Gentlemen

Good Evening and Welcome.

It is my pleasure to be speaking with you about one of my favourite subjects: Ladies.
It is also with humble words that I am going to impart to the men in the audience the reasons why we should be treating our Ladies with more respect, admiration, fascination and earned equality than we've ever seen. The corollary to that is, of course, how to go about doing it.

Believe me - this is one of the foremost subjects both requiring and lacking attention in today's modern world, but it is sadly underaddressed.
Therefore, a modern voice is needed to address the males in the audience in an effort to bring about an insightful view on choices we can make so that we evolve in ways that are currently lacking.
I will be touching on many issues that are affected by man's actions and his interactions with women - from manner and etiquette to sexual pleasure and responsibilities. Nothing is or should be taboo in consideration of a saner, more peaceful and more pleasurable world.

The half of the population that is directly responsible for bearing the other half's existence deserves no less.

I lead by example and challenge you to do the same so that I can call more of my brothers gentlemen and see more of my sisters live safe and happy lives each and every day.

Gentlemen, take your mark . . .